What If God Smoked Cannabis

What If God Smoked Cannabis ~~~~~~~~~(Lyrics)~~~~~~~~~ If God had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story Would you believe he had an eye infection? And yeah yeah God looks baked Yeah yeah God smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us Drove a tie-dyed microbus And he subscribes to Rolling Stone If God made this place, in the beginning Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they'd be hungry for the apple That the snake was always offering And yeah yeah God rolls great Yeah yeah god smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if god smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz? When he made the platypus When he created earth our home Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? And do you think he rolls his own? Up there in Heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dancin'Toni Productions ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dancin Toni Production ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~