Weird Al Yankovic - What if god smoked cannabis

What if God had long hair and a goatee. And if His eyes were pretty glazed If He looked spaced-out Would you buy His story Would you believe He had an eye infection And yeah yeah God looks baked Yeah yeah God smells good Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked cannabis Hit the bong like some of us Drove a tie-dyed micro-bus And He subscribes to Rolling Stone When God made this place In the beginning, did he plant any seeds Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering And yeah yeah God rolls great Yeah yeah God smells good Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked cannabis Do you ’spose He had a buzz When He made the platypus When He created both our homes Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones And do you think He rolls His own Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home Maybe He sits and smokes a bone