Jordan Peterson: Clean Your Room (Evanescence Parody)

You’re a chimpanzee full of snakes, your life’s a war… Let me lead you out of chaos And into order You set a goal (Buuuuuucko) For 5 years from now, bucko! Perhaps even you could manage that So lets go…. (CLEAN THAT UP) CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! (CANT CLEAN UP) FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN (CLEAN THAT UP) THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! (CLEAN THAT UP) POST MODERNISMS BAD (CANT CLEAN UP) SO GO FIND YOUR DAD (CLEAN THAT UP) AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE Post modern neo-marxists hacks They want to smear me Reeeeee-ing at my followers Who want to come and see me talk Cuz they don’t know (Background vocals “Buuuckoooooo”) That this world has so much hope If you're willing to suffer for that Then lets go... (I CANT CLEAN UP) CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! (CANT CLEAN UP) FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN (CANT CLEAN UP) THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! (I CANT CLEAN UP) POST MODERNISMS BAD (CANT CLEAN UP) SO GO FIND YOUR DAD (CANT CLEAN UP) AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE Soooort youuuursellllf out (You’re a him or a her) (I’m not calling you xer) Soooort youuuursellllf out (Stop telling lies) (That you know to be lies) You cannot escape the suffering that comes with life Carry all your pain Become hero archetype (CLEAN THAT UP) CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN! (CANT CLEAN UP) FOLLOW YOUR 5 YEAR PLAN (CANT CLEAN UP) THINK ABOUT THE MAN YOU COULD BECOME! (CLEAN THAT UP) POST MODERNISMS BAD (CANT CLEAN UP) SO GO FIND YOUR DAD (CLEAN THAT UP) AND SAVE HIM FROM THE BELLY OF THE WHALE Soooort youuuursellllf out Stop telling lies That you know to be lies Soooort youuuursellllf out