Self Esteem by Garfunkel And Oates (ukulele cover by nixelpixel)

You text at 3 in the morning And you misspell my name You slept with half my friends on Facebook And most of them think you are lame You say that with me, it's different And you're not that big of a dick And if you disappear, it's just you're busy Not 'cause you're with some chick I know this might be uncool But I decided to tell you the truth My self esteem's not low enough to date you It's close, but not quite