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[Verse 1] Well, out in the holler, 'neath the southern sun Was a boy named Harry, he’s a special one Born to the Potters, but they done got zapped Now he's livin’ in a trailer with the Dursley pack Aunt Petunia’s his cousin, Uncle Vernon's his bro And that Dudley boy, well, he's his kin, y'all know [Chorus] He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy Down in the holler, magic runs free But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter [Verse 2] Hagrid rolled up in a rusty ol' truck Said, “Boy, you’re a wizard, you’re in for some luck.“ Took him to thе Walmart, got him a wand And a pet possum named Hedwig, oh so fond Off to Hogwash, whеre Dumbledore reigns Teaching the kids to use their brains [Chorus] He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy Down in the holler, magic runs free But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter See upcoming country shows Get tickets for your favorite artists You might also like [Verse 3] There’s a gal named Hermione, sharp as a knife And Ron’s her man, now she's carryin' his child Then there’s Dobby, always runnin' 'round at night Lost in the potions, strugglin' to do right Snape’s got his eye on Harry all day But that creep better watch out, Harry don’t play [Chorus] He’s a wand-wavin', spell-castin', good ol' boy Ridin' broomsticks, ain't no toy Down in the holler, magic runs free But you best not mess with that ol' Snape creep Y’all know Harry, he's a redneck wizard Got that southern drawl, but he ain’t no quitter [Outro] So raise your glass, let’s give a cheer To that good ol' boy, Harry, far and near He’s a hero now, saved the whole darn town With his kin by his side, and Snape backin' down He took on Volde-Mud and stood his ground That redneck wizard, Harry, he’s done us proud!
