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One time I showed up to pregame for a dinner date in this dress, and the dude was like “uhh, it’s a little boujee for the place I had in mind...”⠀ And my spoiled ass was innocently like “o ok so where do you wanna go instead?” ⠀ Long story short, he now has my number/Instagram/Twitter/Aboriginal Australian smoke signal sender/WhatsApp blocked :)⠀ ⠀ ...And that’s the story I like to tell dudes when they ask some shit like “how have you not been wifed yet?” ⠀ ⠀ As the great American poet and philosopher Fergie once said,⠀ “If you ain’t got no money take yo broke ass to Applebee’s alone”
