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I’m a boy named Harry Both my parents are dead Now I’m hanging in the ghetto Earnin’ wizard street cred. In the common room crib I be chillin with the shorties, My homies and me be drinkin’ Butter Beer forties. Malfoy is the boy I’d like to kick in the rump We’re at each others throats Just like Rosie & Trump. I fight 3 headed dog And I ride the big birdy. Buckbeak is my freak Cuz she makes me feel dirty. I pimped out my broomstick With 28 speakers. I once cut a house elf Just to take his sneakers. Voldemort is my bitch fool, He ain’t no man. I can’t wait to bust a cap up In his Azkaban. My name is Harry P, To the “O”, To the “T”, To the “T”, To the “E”, To the “R”. You see He’s a magic man, He puts the hex in the city. Don’t call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H. Piddy When dementors are near It’s like the arctic zone So I hufflepuff the chronic till The sorcerer’s stone. At the drive thru in my invisibility cloak - For the Order of the Phoenix I’ll take fries and a coke. I eat chocolate frogs And booger flavor beans I be grubbin’ on Hedwig’s Hot and spicy wings. The muggles all see me as Nifty gent, but I can take More bullets than 50 cent… An evil spell can cause a bad reaction Like a day care center Run by Michael Jackson. I drink poly-juice potion When I’m in hood carousin Doin’ drive by magic On my Nimbus 2000. My name is Harry P, To the “O”, To the “T”, To the “T”, To the “E”, To the “R”. You see He’s a magic man He puts the hex in the city Don’t call him Harry Potter Cause my name is H. Piddy Water skiing with Hagrid In the castle trough. On the carpet eatin’ burgers Like Hasslehoff. I’m a bad boy wizard, I don’t tolerate phonies, I showed the world my privates In that show about ponies. I be ditchin my scarf, With the robe and the tie - Got this bitchin