The wisdom of Mondays

ALL MRRRUAAAH!! My name is Nika, although my leather one`s calls me Mulya. I came to your planet from the Sombrero Galaxy (NGC 4594 or Messier 104). My leather one's name is Natasha. My leather one went to work... I was sitting, bored... I remembered a few proverbs, but I replaced the keyword in them with the word “boobs“. How do you like these options? You can offer your options in the comments - at least we'll laugh! We must somehow cope with these disgusting Mondays!!