Something Weird Common Law Wife

“Do you want me to put one right between your eyes?“ asks rich old bastard Shugfoot Rainey as he throws darts at the head of his over-the-hill mistress, Linda (ANNE MacADAMS), in the terrific opening of Common Law Wife, an over-ripe slice of Southern swamp sleaze courtesy of cult director LARRY BUCHANAN (hiding out as “Eric Sayers“). Despite Shugfoot looking like he's easily 104, he wants to trade in Linda for a younger model and has his sights set on his niece Jonelle! “Hell that's incest.“ Linda screams!