Guest
My brother Oren and I would like to sing for you now, but we can’t. At least my brother Oren can’t, bein’ as how he suffered a strange musical accident when he was young, that caused lasting and considerable damage. So if it’s all the same to you, my brother Oren will just sit here and tap along to the strange rhythms in his head. This song is called “There Ain’t But One Way“. (Starts to play) (Sings) The world is facin’ problems, Gettin’ bigger every day, We got a greenhouse over Texas, And recession’s on the way, There’s hunger in the third world, There’s anger in the first, Half the world is floodin’, And the other’s dyin’ of thirst, But tho’ people they may tell you, That this planet’s dyin’ fast, I ain’t seen a problem yet, Can’t be solved by kickin’ ass, Kickin’ ass! Kickin’ ass! Kickin’ ass is what we do, Kickin’ ass! Kickin’ ass! Iron foot in the velvet shoe, We don’t care whose ass we kick, If we’re ever all alone, We just stand in front of the mirror, And try to kick our own, We kicked ass in Grenada We kicked ass in Iraq We’ve kicked the ass out of the ozone layer Now they say we gotta kick it back, We’ll kick the ass of cancer We’ll kick the ass of AIDS And as for global warming We’ll just kick ass wearing shades. Kickin’ ass! Kickin’ ass is what we do Kickin’ ass Kickin’ ass! Iron foot in the velvet shoe We don’t care whose ass we kick If we’re ever all alone We just stand in front of the mirror And try to kick our own Yes you can move your ass Haul your ass And bustin’ ass is fine And there ain’t a better place to put your ass Than on the line But if you’re like us And you won’t take second best You’ll just
