I CANNOT Win a Single Game of Warhammer 40k

Subscribe - @PaulIsBadAtStuff Join the Discord - I am so terrible at this game and I am incapable of learning. I'm so bad it is almost worth it for me to go and buy an entire new army to fit around me rather than me trying to fit around an army because I am so awful at playing 40k that I am at my wit's end. Turns out that if you just go completely all out in turn 1 you just lose. But that dopamine from that first can't get one more try it'll work out this time I promise! I'm not addicted... 0:00 After 2 years you'd think I'd have improved... 0:18 Look through the backlog 0:57 The games I've won (not because I'm good lmao) 1:49 What is wrong with me?! 2:22 Game 1 - Screaming Ravens vs Astra Millitarum 3:15 I hate you, Steve... 3:37 This is where I post cringe 4:08 End of Turn 1 4:23 Just a reminder of the mission objectives 4:47 Why, Past Paul, why?! 5:16 AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! 6:26 I should read my datacards more carefully... 6:46 Assault Centurions do well because I simply cannot fail with them! 7:00 No couldn't possibly be this bad... 8:04 Maybe next game I'll win! 8:19 Nevermind... 8:44 Please tell me I'm not alone... ===VIDEOS MENTIONED GO WATCH THEM=== ===MUSIC LIST=== Banjo-Kazooie - Rusty Bucket Bay Terraria - Underground Crash Bandicoot - N. Sanity Beach Golden Sun - Isaac Battle Theme Ocarina of Time - Gerudo Valley Mario 64 - Slider Theme Ocarina of Time - Kaepora Gaebora Nintendo Wii - Mii Channel Theme Deltarune - Chaos King Majora's Mask - Chase Super Mario World - The Evil King Dark Souls III - Vordt of the Boreal Valley Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Final Bowser Curb Your Enthusiasm Deltarune - Lancer's Theme Ocarina of Time - Horse Race The Messenger - Arcane Shoppe Punch Out Wii - Main Theme Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Mystic Cave Zone Super Mario Bros 2 - Main Theme *results not guaranteed