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[Eminem making sounds] Ok.. Guess who’s back? Back again Shady’s back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright Stop!.....Pajama time [Verse 1] Come here little kiddies, On my lap Guess who’s back with a brand new rap? And I don’t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation (AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA) No worries, papa’s got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That’s not a stab at Michael That’s just a metaphor, I’m just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP for my bunghole And it’s cool if you let one go Nobody’s gonna know, who’d hear it? Give a little “poot poot“, it’s OK! [Fart Sound] Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip [Chorus] Now I’m gonna make you dance It’s your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you’re my world Alright now lose it (AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA) Just lose it (AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA) Go crazy (AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA-AHA) Oh baby (AHA-AHA) Oh baby, baby (AHA-AHA) [Verse 2] It’s Friday and it’s my day Just to party all the way to sunday Maybe til monday, I dunno what day Everyday’s just a holiday Crusin’ on the freeway Feelin’ kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin’ my hair blow I dunno where I’m goin’ All I know is when I get there Someone’s gonna “touch my body“ Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk But I’m feelin’ just a little stressed out f
