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Based on: Hell's Greatest Dad - Hazbin Hotel All voices are sung by me lol (NOT AI) Lyrics: [Microsoft] Ha-ha, looks like you're unsure again Well just pick X for the next gen! Look at my reviews on IGN! (Amazing! My choice! 9 out of 10!) Oh, with a dozen teraflops Go bang-bang-bang playing Black Ops If you're poor just get a used from GameStop But I'll give you a discount then [Consumer and Microsoft] Thanks GOAT! [Microsoft] Who needs a “has-been“, when I'm new and perfect? (Woah-oh-oh) Play all the games you want this handy pass No need controllers when you have my Kinect Got Master Chief, A sea for thieves, watch us surpass! [Nintendo] Who's been here since '89? Who has stood the test of time? Who's classics have aged just like fine wine? Your favorite memories! [Consumer] That's true! [Nintendo] Zelda, Smash, Kirby, Pikmin! Look at Mario Bros on the Big Screen Remember when I had that Magazine? [Nooby] I was stuck, thank you, N! [Consumer] Oh, you! [Nintendo] I'm truly honored to “have been“ your childhood (awww) All my iconic phrases you love to quote! (FALCON PUNCH!) [Microsoft] Uh, what? [Nintendo] We innovate, like a good company should! [Microsoft] Hold on, now! [Nintendo] It's a little funny, you could almost call me THE GOAT [Music Break] [Nintendo] I say “If you're looking for another If it's not fun then why you'd even bother“ [Microsoft] Well I say take a look at our tower No one can compete with my GRAPHICAL POWER! Who also happens to be from the WEST! [Nintendo] Well sadly there are times were Japan just does it BEST They say that family consoles are better [Microsoft] What a bunch of children [Nintendo] Can you butt out of my lane? [Microsoft] Your lane? I'm running it! [Nintendo] I started it, I'll finish it! [Microsoft] Oh, you gimmicky piece of— [Sony] It's me, yes, it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, here to Play! Who's the best? Well, believe when I say It's me, it's me SONY! [Microsoft] Do you even have games?
