Siri, write this down immediately. “A movie where robots are performing reverse-Turing tests on humans to see if we're smart enough to be considered sentient.“ Yeah yeah email it straight to Spielberg, subject line, “Hi I live miserably alone with my cat and I'm going to make you millions of dollars. Could I have half a mil in advance pls for bus fare and stuff.“ New book of depressing poems: (you may need to change your region) My other stuff: Books what I wrote yo ► For sending personalised insults ► T-shirts, mugs, and sadness ► I also make horrendous music ► Help me to do this full-time if you're deranged enough (and thank you kindly) ► And thank you as always for watching :)
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