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Ladies and gentlefricks, firstly we'd like to thank you for coming here today to show your support for the campaign of Greaze. We are simple boys, who grew up together in the ghetto of Jerusalem, building tree houses and 3 legged chairs with lollipop sticks to pass the time. We occasionally would play hide the sausage or soggy biscuit if it was a sunny day. One day our grandfather told us the most important thing that would change our lives forever. He sat us on his knee and gently whispered in our ears:
