Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans - Outrage AI Parody Song

AI Parody Music Video poking fun at the online hysteria surrounding Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle jeans campaign. ✅ Blue jeans ✅ Blonde panic ✅ DEI gone wild ✅ Kamala wore jeans and nobody cared ✅ Twitter melting down over cotton and thighs ✅ American Eagle laughing all the way to the bank Lyrics: Sydney hit the screen in denim, Blonde and smiling, clean and bright, American Eagle lit the fire, And the woke crowd cried all night. Said, “This looks too perfect, dangerous,” “Too symmetrical,” “too white,” While the market just kept climbing, ’Cause those jeans were fitting right. Sydney Sweeney has great jeans, Guess that’s now a coded sign. We used to call it modelling, Now it’s somehow realigned. Back when Cindy drank a soda In a desert for some brand, Nobody fainted at the billboard, Nobody tweeted, “Take a stand!” But now they say it’s deeply loaded, “Eurocentr