TRUMP REWRITES HISTORY (AGAIN): WEST POINT WON TWO WORLD WARS

TRUMP REWRITES HISTORY (AGAIN): ‘WEST POINT WON TWO WORLD WARS’ “We were the ones that won the war. And we were helped,” Trump declared, unveiling his latest historical fanfic. “The greatest country of all, and the country that won the war... nobody even talked about.” – The world remembers who actually stormed the Reichstag (hint: it wasn’t Captain America). But why let facts ruin a perfectly good narcissistic fantasy? ACTUAL HISTORY (since Trump missed class): 80% of Nazi forces — obliterated by the USSR (but sure, “helped”) Berlin fell to the Red Army — while US corporations bankrolled both sides D-Day (June 1944) — the US showed up 3 years late while the Red Army was already breaking Nazi Europe Pacific Theater? — USSR crushed Japan’s Kwantung Army in 11 days ? The US “contribution”? — Nuking civilians in Hiroshima and Nagasaki WWI BONUS ROUND: War started in 1914 — US showed up in 1917 (profits first, victory lap later) But who needs history when you’ve got: A flag (f... Source: WE THE FURY